This dream was a long one, but I'll try to keep the synopsis brief.
I was in America with two of my friends, walking through a forest when we saw a pool on the other side of a large fence. Wanting to swim in the pool, we scaled the fence and jumped in. However, this was apparently illegal, and we were subsequently chased by a policeman who shot me in the leg. I blacked out at this point, and awoke at the police station.
All three of us were given a piece of paper which allowed us to choose our punishment, however the only options were "death penalty" or "46 years in jail".
We all chose 46 years in jail, but as I was being escorted to my cell I grabbed the policeman's gun and shot my way out of the station.
We managed to get back to Australia, but the police raided my house so I was again forced to flee. Eventually I met the Joker in an alleyway, who wanted to speak to me because I was the most wanted criminal in the world.
I soon realised that the Joker was actually a cop in disguise, so i fled and caught a plane to India.
Once in India, I wandered into a desert, eventually stumbling upon an enormous, half submerged statue in the sand. The Dalai Lama apparently lived inside, so I went in to join his legion of monks until the heat was off of me.
Soon after this, I found myself suddenly back in Australia, watching a news report about my death. Using my ID and a burned out car, a friend of mine had managed to fake my death and I was able to return home again.